conversation between geniuses

my roots tie to a castle is in the perth shire

(already sounds nice)

1:54amKen

"Pelts" with Meatloaf was a cool episode of Master of Horror.

Sorry to interrupt.

1:55amAmber

its what martys watching with our guest while im trying to remember ancient battles of 1200s

1:55amKen

Don't know Perthshire.

1:56amAmber

the crest was formed for the family after a great battle where (and actually our family was split on both sides beccause of where they lives)

1:56amKen

Pelts is a bit over-the-top 80's style horror.

1:57amAmber

hold on a sec

1:57amKen

There's a Scottish folkhero who split the country's loyalty. What's his name?

1:57amAmber

the guys were just sayin that and marty has a comment for you

even though argento didnt direct it

demons is similar in its lack of plot

1:57amKen

Yeah.

1:57amAmber

but lots of stupid dyings and cool stuff

from marty

anyway

1:57amKen

Demons 2 also.

I like Tombs of the Blind Dead.

1:58amAmber

STORY TIME NOW

1:58amKen

Spanish director.

OK --

1:59amAmber

no there was a more english army going north

with some of our southern family people who happened to be mixed in

and the rest of my family was called out to fight with highlanders going south to meet at this battle

and even though we weren't the majority of the army

2:01amKen

My grandma on my biological father's side was Scottish. I just remembered. And the Scottish bagpipes at her funeral.

2:01amAmber

one of our family leaders charged first, lopped off the opposing army leaders head and held it up yelling "IN GOD I ZALL" (which means with god i SHALL) and he threw it into the enemy army and .. sooo...

2:01amKen

Sorry to interrupt again.

2:01amAmber

i think we won and our crest is the enemys head in a belt with the words above it in god i zall

i have the necklace and bracelet.

2:02amKen

Kewl.

2:02amAmber

the family is a clan

and theres clan leaders

2:02amKen

That also happened to Willie in an episode of The Simpsons.

Just kidding!

2:02amAmber

and on the site they list leaders of historical importants

importance*

and one was an arborist who breeded trees to get the rowan ash tree (or mountain ash tree)

a long as time ago in the castle gardens

and one became prime minister of australia

fairly recently

like in the 90s i think

2:04amKen

Cool.

2:04amAmber

yeah

thers like different ceremonial plaids

i'd like to order some fabric and make a skirt

2:04amKen

But all those past dead Scots should be envious of their being related to YOU!

2:04amAmber

but you can tour the castle and i wanna go with marty.

2:04amKen

(Not the other way around.) :)

2:05amAmber

yeah but its cool that i know i have herritage dated that far back

black people in america dont know anyting prior slave ship

2:05amKen

Sure. We're all Africans too.

DNA-wise.

2:06amAmber

yeah we're almost gorillas dna wise

its liek 2% difference

and we'd be monkeys

2:07amKen

Chimpanzees I think.

2:07amAmber

i wonder maybe thats why circus freaks happen. because we're so miniscully human

2:08amKen

It's weird that it takes more DNA coding to make a grain of rice than a human being.

2:08amAmber

and yet

we eat the rice

just like

2:08amKen

I love rice.

2:09amAmber

hot peppers probably adapted to be spicy so animals wouldnt eat the seeds and their spice is their demise, once humans found out

2:09amKen

It's not nutritionally dense.

Could be.

A lot of plants evolved chemical mechanism to discourage animal attack/foraging.

2:11amAmber

meatloaf is gross

2:11amKen

Yeah, but he sings well.

He was never handsome.

2:11amAmber

but he just fucked a black hooker and it was disgusting

much better in rocky horror

2:12amKen

Eddie!!

Yeah, much better in Rocky Horror.

How did the hooker react?

2:13amAmber

so marty says all the tombs of the blind dead are great

including ghost galleon

hooker got a big fur coat

*stripper excuse me.

2:14amKen

I think I've only seen the 1st two.

Ghost Galleon is on my list.

2:15amAmber

should we bring a vhs of it up?

2:15amKen

The Coffin Joe flicks from Brazil are pretty decent too.

2:15amAmber

the 3rd n 4th one

2:15amKen

Nah. I'll get a copy sooner or later.

2:15amAmber

theyre on martys list

2:15amKen

Besides, my VHS is disconnected.

Need one?

2:16amAmber

hes seen 4

no 3

he said if they'res four he missed one

said he wants to rent them to show me

2:17amKen

I think there's a fourth but it's not really part of the series.

It's independent, but gets bundled with them now.

2:18amAmber

holy shit man hes talking so fast

hold on

2:18amKen

Sure.

2:18amAmber

he said he only saw 2 and one that was that 4th one ur sayin

2:19amKen

But not too long ... I'm getting ready to go to bed.

2:19amAmber

aight

i was just gunna say

its laaate

so good night , and evil dreams